The New X factor judges, and Louis, who is possibly the most boring person on Earth.

So far, I've watched the first two episodes of the NEW new X factor, along with god knows how many people who've got nothing better to do. And as everybody should know, they've replaced three of the old judges with new celebrities. But they've kept Louis Walsh, possibly because they know he'll be homeless without the X factor and they feel sorry for him.
Pah, even if he does retire because there's nothing he can do except for turning twins with pineapple wigs into twins with pineapple wigs who sung on Eurovision, he 'd still be pretty rich. He could live in Ireland.

So the first judge is Louis Walsh, the last remaining one from the original three (Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and him), and also the worst.

Everytime he talks its either 'I think you're really good', like its the most original and biggest revelation ever. Or 'I think you chould be in a band'. And 'You're just not good enough'.
He is not worth listening to, everytime he opens his mouth, me and my mum just groan and completely zone out. He's possibly the worst person to have as a mentor as well. Three words: Wagner and Jedward. You do not want to be in the same category as them.

Then there's Tulisa Constostavlos, I think. Her surname is dead confusing.

People have been comparing her to Cheryl Cole a lot. But I think thats an insult to Tulisa.
She belongs to a band called N-Dubz, they rap, she sings, they rap, she sings. Its okay, I like their songs.
It seems like she knows what she's talking about, plus she doesn't look like she wants to cry all the time.

Kelly Rowland , the American.

Well from the cuts that have made it to TV, she thinks a lot of people are 'so cuuuuuuuuute' and likes saying 'baby'. Oh and a lot of guys seem to be in love with her.

And then finally there's Gary Barlow

Possibly the most frustrating member of the judging panel. Its like he can't smile, or joke, or laugh. Like one of those cool kids whose been chosen to go on geek challenge, they're there, but they have to act 'cool' and 'above it all'.
He's imitating Simon, pretending to me mean and nasty. But he just ends up looking desperately out of place.


The thing is, I like the X factor. They have some good singers who audition, and some clips which are quite funny. And although the judges aren't perfect, and some are just insanely annoying - it does make the show more interesting.
If only they kicked Louis off though.