Dancing on Ice?

I use to watch this reality tv show called 'Dancing on Ice'.
There would be these not-really-famous celebrities paired up with professional skaters and they would 'dance on ice' every week.
And I use to really like it too.
Once I had a packet of skittles, I poured them out, counted it, and seperated then into groups so I knew how much I could eat between each advertisement break. I even sorted the colours into order so I could leave my favourite ones (yellow and green) to last.
But, I grew up and matured a little over the last 2 years or so, and have stopped watching it.
Its great entertainment if you want to watch extremely mediocre 'celebrities' being dragged around on the ice,
and to be fair one out of 12 of the contestants are quite entertaining.
So to conclude
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Although I would never watch it now,
its a great way to ration how much skittles you eat.

Games to play in class

Yes, its that boring maths lesson you've been dreading for the whole day...
But hurrah! Luck has turned around and you have a supply teacher.
New seating plan, no work to do....perfect.
And because you and your friend have talked about everything today the conversation turns slightly awkward.
Then your pen runs out :(
So you decide to make a mini funeral for him.
With his pencils family and sharpener cousins who all came to do a speech.
And because you have a warped mind the sharpener falls in love with the newly widowed wife pencil of the dead pen.
And they have an affair.
And the pen comes back alive.
And Harriet the highlighter takes drugs

You know it was the best maths lesson ever.