Showing posts with label Harvey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harvey. Show all posts

Sunday, 11 December 2011

Red car.


Me: Oh look, our car looks orange!
My brother: .....
Me: Oh wait, thats not our car.....

Saturday, 16 April 2011

Theorem of Alberty II

As everyone knows, if there is a website or a url for something, then its obviously true.
SO, to Harvey in particular, because there is a url for this theorem IT EXISTS.

The theorem of Alberty II.
Alberty was one of the only female leaders of an aboriginal tribe in Kasukee and extremely interested in the Sun.
She somehow discovered (somehow?) that, erm, the sector of a circle is equal to pi squared the tangent of the area of the circle minus the angle in degrees of the sector. This is all very true.

And you won't find this anywhere else because my friend dug this up in the Sydney Opera House. And this wasn't on the news because (typing error)

I now only need £100,000 from the governement of maths for making this ground breaking discovery. I thank you.