Sunday 20 March 2011

Fire alarms don't actually work

When a fire alarm goes off..... whats supposed to happen is everyone panics slightly then makes their way outside.

Well, I was performing in a concert in a secondary school the other day, and just before the concert started the fire alarm went off.
What ACTUALLY happened was...

"Whats that noise?"
"Its the fire alarm."
"God! Its so loud, can someone switch it off!"

"Oh my god... who set off the fire alarm."
"Eurgh why does it have to go off now?"

Everybody stood still, looking annoyed with their fingers in their ears.

Moral of the story, if there ever is a fire, setting a fire alarm is the worst idea.

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